If you pretend to be "|"
You're aPathetic Loser
Calling out worthless script kiddies who think they're scary. You're not a hacker, you're a joke. Everyone laughs at you behind your back, you absolute waste of oxygen.
Wow genius, you found public info that literally anyone can see. You're so fucking stupid it hurts.
Fetching your public information...
Reality Check, Dumbass
When you threaten someone with "I have your IP", you're literally announcing that you're a braindead 12-year-old who doesn't understand how the internet works. You're not intimidating, you're embarrassing. Your parents are ashamed of you.
Cringe vs Reality
What braindead losers say vs what actual humans with functioning brains do
yo @everyone I'm gonna DDoS this server with my mom's wifi 😈💀 I'm so scary guys please notice me
I have your IP: 127.0.0.1 💀💀💀 you're so dead kid (please don't tell my mom)
my RAT is totally real guys I swear it's not just a renamed file 🔥
calculator.exe
2.3 MB
I'll SWAT you!!! My dad works at the FBI!!! 💀💀💀 (he's actually unemployed)
We are Anonymous. We are Legion. Expect us. 🎭 (I bought this mask at Hot Topic)
Hey team, can someone review my vulnerability assessment report? Found some interesting findings in the web app.
vulnerability_report.pdf
1.2 MB
Working on implementing proper input validation. The security team's recommendations were really helpful.
Anyone know good resources for learning about network forensics? Starting a new project next week.
Just published my paper on IoT security. Thanks everyone for the feedback during the review process!
Hall of Shame for Retards
Behaviors that instantly mark you as a braindead waste of space who should delete their internet access
Too stupid to understand what an IP address actually is
What they say:
"I have your IP: 203.0.113.1 you're so fucked"
Reality:
Congratulations dipshit, you found public information that means absolutely nothing
Threatens federal crimes because they're too dumb to think
What they say:
"I'll SWAT you and your whole family"
Reality:
Just confessed to planning terrorism with your real name attached, genius
Downloads tools and pretends they made them
What they say:
"My custom zero-day exploit is undetectable"
Reality:
Downloaded a 10-year-old tool and can't even figure out how to run it
Claims to have info they obviously don't have
What they say:
"I know your real name and address"
Reality:
Looked at someone's public Instagram like the braindead stalker you are
Pretends to be part of groups that would reject them instantly
What they say:
"We are Anonymous, fear us"
Reality:
Bought a $5 mask and joined a Discord server full of other losers
Brags about viruses they didn't create and don't understand
What they say:
"My RAT bypasses all antivirus"
Reality:
Downloaded malware and probably infected your own computer, dumbass
Stop Being a Worthless Piece of Shit
Real cybersecurity enthusiasts don't threaten random people because they're not pathetic losers desperate for attention. You're embarrassing yourself and everyone who knows you. Maybe try learning something instead of being a useless waste of space?
What to do if you see a larp or a skid?
send this picture
Humiliate these pathetic losers by sharing:
https://larping.world